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Posted on Friday, July 25th
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2 Types of Smutty Fanfict

shippingqueen:

  1. 32 chapter fanfict with actual plot before any frick frack happens
  2. one-shot where the characters are at some public place and then all of a sudden someone’s dick is in someone’s ass

there is no inbetween

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Posted on Thursday, July 24th
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somethingpointy:

Vampire doctors that can smell if you have a blood disease.

Werewolf therapy animals for sick kids.

Nature sprite and nymph nurses that always make sure people have pretty flowers to brighten up their white rooms.

Fauns that go around and sing and dance for patients so that they smile.

Nice monster hospitals would be amazing

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flowury:

i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe

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kakuzu:

how many followers do you need before someone orders you a pizza for free

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